Friday, 12 April 2013

Signs that you are a mom

Being a mom means:

1) Your boobs are no longer private property.

2) You become a subject of your kid's imaginary world.

Let's see i have been tasked to be
a) an audience in a TV studio watching a live show,
b) a patron to his restaurant,
c) a fellow commuter on the train & lift,
d) a fellow Liverpool team mate trying to score in a football match against West Ham,
e) a student in his class sitting for 听写
f) his child as he pretends to be my parent barking at me to do copywork
...and counting

3) While inspiration is raining on you & you're furiously typing away on your blog, your 2 year old sneaks behind you and curiously click the main switch, shutting down your laptop in an instant. *Ouch*
4) You are not in the know of the latest hip hop song. Instead, your car stereo is always blasting 'If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!'
(And you actually clap along- whilst driving!).

5) You get greeted with huge hugs and much love as if you away in Timbuktu for weeks but in reality, you were merely gone for a 10 minutes shower. (Awwww, sweet love!)
Cheers to all moms! :)
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  1. Awwww for #5! And actually #2f is pretty funny. In our case, I'm always some fearsome dinosaur chasing him and biting him if he doesn't (a) finish his food (b) clean up his toys (c) listen to me! :p

    Thanks for linking up, been enjoying your lists!

  2. Haha, I really awww-ed at the last one.Especially true if the kids have been naughty and are feeling guilty! :P